I decided I should probably start keeping track of the stuff that comes out of my kids mouths.
Mikayla on pubic hair: "Why do some people have that black stuff there"
Me: went on to explain pubic hair...
Mikayla: "oh, I thought it was so that you could wear a t-shirt in the woods and scare people. They will think you are bigfoot. I know I would be scared if I saw that in the woods."
Mikayla: "So it's ok if I say 'beaver dam', it's just not ok to say 'damn beaver'?
Caleb: "Will I get boobies when I grow up?"
Me: "not if you stay active."
Caleb: "Look Mommy! It's a meatball poop."
Me: "oh ya. flush and wash your hands"
Mikayla: "My daddy's favorite planet is Uranus. He LOVES Uranus."
